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I see you US Kids liking my posts…. I KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS HERE (ok, so on the west coast). GO TO BED.

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#TBT - me looking amaze.

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#TBT - me looking amaze.

Still waking up

 basics

1. name: Jess
2. birthday: Jan 23
3. favourite colour: Amethyst
4. lucky number: all of them
5. height: 5’8 (*cries)

talents

1. last dream you remember: No idea. I have been sleeping like the dead  recently
2. can you juggle: One handed even
3. art/sports/both: Art. for real
4. do you like writing:  um…  not entirely, but I enjoy creating new knowledge
5. do you like dancing: Yes
6. do you like singing: at the top of my lungs.

fantasize

1. dream vacation:Ireland
2. dream date: Live music. No talking. All the sex.
3. dream guy/gal: Only wants to have sex. Has no interest in forming emotional ties.
4. dream wedding: Faux Wedding for the sake of having one but not for realsies. Preferably to Andy Samberg.
5. dream pet: I want another Puppy. A maltese terrier because they look like ewoks. But no puppy will ever replace Wicket.
6. dream job: I have it. Now, just to be better paid.

music

1. favorite song: At the moment it is Status Pools by Lagwagon
2. favourite album: Alive 2007 - Daft Punk
3. favourite artist: Brand New for Lyfe
4. last song you heard on the radio: Not sure. It was something on the JJJs
5. least favourite song: … Pretty much most of what I am forced to listen to at work
6. least favourite album: The first Good Charlotte was an exercise in pain. All Filler, no Killer.
7. least favourite artist: Robin thicke comes to mind for obvious reasons.

preferences

1. guys/girls/both/other: I like a good dude.
2. hair colour: I tend to be more attracted to dudes with dark hair
3. eye colour: Piercing
4. humorous/serious: …Good in bed. That is all. I’m not looking to make friends. I have Friends who I love more deeply than llife itself
5. taller/shorter:  Taller and lean…. I want someone I can climb.
6. biggest turn-off: Arrogant dick who keeps talking. seriously. STOP. USE YOUR TONGUE IN OTHER WAYS
7. biggest turn-on: Lip biting.

On friday I was moaning how white my legs are at work, and my cousin was like “dude, your white is my tan” and I was like “no, you don’t understand. The last time I was this white, I was born” and she was like “come here, put your leg against mine” and basically it was like caramel and vanilla in the supermarket.

Shit my cousin is white. That whole side of my family is white. What is whiter than white? because that is what they are.

Being a busy bee

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Being a busy bee

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I am no designer, but I made this for the zine tonight.

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I am no designer, but I made this for the zine tonight.

Pretty much done for now.

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Pretty much done for now.

My Canon came back from surgery today!!! Surgery went well, and Canon is healthy and ready to travel again

One piece down. Now watching urban legends two fir the first time ever

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One piece down. Now watching urban legends two fir the first time ever

Our deceased kitty used to like to dip her paws in paint and then walk across things. I found this in an art journal yesterday, so we decided to frame what may have been her last ever piece. Its even more beautiful because it is an rspca postcard.

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Our deceased kitty used to like to dip her paws in paint and then walk across things. I found this in an art journal yesterday, so we decided to frame what may have been her last ever piece. Its even more beautiful because it is an rspca postcard.

Two things my cat hates

1/ any reenactment of the lion king where he is Simba

2/ Us trying to put a cat ears headband on him (even though it looks super cute)

every day i am like “i won’t read all the things on the internet so i have time to shower and do my makeup properly”

inevitably, i end up saying “fuck it” and doing my face in like 10 mins because lets face it  - it looks amaze however i do it.10 mins, an hour. Its not rocket science.

I had the kid try on her (size 10 kids) rapnunzel dress for the halloween party. She has boobs now, so it is hard to do up - but i can get it there.

I am saying to her “god. breathe in! suck your boobs back into your chest or something!!!”

her reply - “people in england must have learned not to breathe”