On friday I was moaning how white my legs are at work, and my cousin was like “dude, your white is my tan” and I was like “no, you don’t understand. The last time I was this white, I was born” and she was like “come here, put your leg against mine” and basically it was like caramel and vanilla in the supermarket.
Shit my cousin is white. That whole side of my family is white. What is whiter than white? because that is what they are.
My Canon came back from surgery today!!! Surgery went well, and Canon is healthy and ready to travel again
Two things my cat hates
1/ any reenactment of the lion king where he is Simba
2/ Us trying to put a cat ears headband on him (even though it looks super cute)
every day i am like “i won’t read all the things on the internet so i have time to shower and do my makeup properly”
inevitably, i end up saying “fuck it” and doing my face in like 10 mins because lets face it - it looks amaze however i do it.10 mins, an hour. Its not rocket science.
I had the kid try on her (size 10 kids) rapnunzel dress for the halloween party. She has boobs now, so it is hard to do up - but i can get it there.
I am saying to her “god. breathe in! suck your boobs back into your chest or something!!!”
her reply - “people in england must have learned not to breathe”
Ring Ring - Is it a bad time
Me - I did just wake up (because I am a ffucking phd candidate who is up until 3am at least most mornings working which you know because you are the FUCKING HDR dept) - but it’s ok
them - LOL your ethics is wrong. we just changed the forms again. ALSO< you need to use MORE simple language
me *HOW MUCH SIMPLER CAN I GET IS THIS A DR SEUSS BOOK????*
Having some of the Red Choc Mint tea adriannam-art gave me in my art goodie pack on fri night. Let me tell you, it smells delightful. If you don’t know Adri’s art, you should definitely check it out. One of her pieces hangs proudly on my wall, and I have some little bits and bobs that will go on another wall once I get around to putting it back up!
Adri is suuuuuuuper talented (and an amazingly lovely person to boot. I am so so so lucky to know her!)
My Child sends me this text message.
May I go to the park with [insert friends]
If Yes, I shall be home between 4:30 and 5.
Signed, Your Daughter.
so, I was zipping my dress and then suddenly the zip stopped at the ONE area of my back I can’t reach if I don’t get the zip past there first go.
I grappled for like 10 mins, then I saw i had a metal art ruler on my dresser (don’t ask questions, just go with it). I thought… “I wonder…”
so i grabbed it, and basically this is a story of how i finished dressing myself with a metal art ruler. Everyone should have one.