The best thing about being a trained makeup artist is it takes me 5 minutes to do perfect eyes everyday.
The worst thing is I will never accept shitty cheap products like half of what i see advocated on tumblr, and I get really shitty when I splash good money for a mascara online because all the reviews said it was fab, and the wand is shit and it does nothing.
Look. I have decent sized eyelashes. To the point where the biggest obstacle for perfectly applied liquid eyeliner is an errant eyelash just getting in the way of my line. I don’t need curlers or primers for my lashes, but fuck me I get pissed when a mascara is just not up to scratch EVEN after prepping.
If you don’t know fucking shit about makeup can you not leave reviews online? I’d have preferred to KEEP the $20 i splashed on that UD mascara. Just accept that your interest in makeup is hobby and not professional.
I don’t think I am actually alive.
I’m a ghost.